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Season 1, Episode 15. [Nov. 4th, 2010|02:34 pm]
Call me something. If I like it, I'll keep it.
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FUCK, Troi's back, party's over.
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LOL Data trying to sneak in some Tetris as the message plays.
Picard: What's that beeping from, Data?
Data *playing Tetris like a pro*: Dunno, must be the Grim Reaper paging you.
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Wait, there are still terrorists in the future? Aw, man. :(
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Admiral Old Guy: My wife and I will beam aboard at 1500 hours, Captain.
Are you sure you'll still be alive then? This guy looks like he's gonna keel over any second now.
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LOL Admiral Old Guy's chair. I WANT IT. Especially if it moves.
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Riker and Admiral Old Guy's wife making eyes at each other. Riker knows not to go there. I hope.
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Younger Old Guy: So, Jameson, I see time has not been kind.
Admiral Old Guy: Oh, good one. How's that wife of yours? Oh wait, you don't have a wife because no one loves you.
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TROI NO. She's looking at Admiral Old Guy like she wants to say something.
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Admiral Old Guy has such a dramatic way of talking. I want him to narrate my autobiography if it's an audiobook.
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Troi, how I haven't missed you.
Admiral Old Guy: I have found that peace is often a prelude to war.
Troi: Are you suggesting war?
Admiral Old Guy *looks at Picard like "Are you kidding me with this?"*
Picard *shrugs*
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Aw, the Admiral's wife. They're so cute together.
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OMG NO IS HE HAVING A HEART ATTACK
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OLD GUY IF YOU DIE YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK YOUR WIFE'S HEART AND MINE
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Picard: Now that is an observation I would expect from Counselor Troi.
Beverly *does this serious "Bitch you did NOT just compare me to her" look at Picard*
She will cut you, dude, be careful.
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The Beverly/Picard relationship is so awkward and strained. When they're interacting I want to claw at my face in frustration. Just DO it already, you're both going to explode.
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Look at this fucking boss walking his bad self over to Geordi's seat.
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Admiral Old Guy: I started some new therapy. It seems to be working.
Data: Is it called morphine?
Admiral Old Guy: Y...no.
Beverly: I think it is.
Admiral Old Guy: I think you should all be applauding my impressive feat, but look how that wish turned out.
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LOL Data just staring at Admiral Old Guy.
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Picard: I want you to look into it, Doctor. If he can walk again, maybe I can grow hair.
Give it up, Picard, never gonna happen. The universe would cease to be if you ever had hair on your head
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Oh these two. This old couple is adorable.
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Wait, what.
Admiral Old Guy's Wife (all cheery): You look like you did 20 years ago!
Admiral Old Guy: Oh wifey, you flatter me.
Admiral Old Guy's Wife *suddenly hella mad and serious*: Now you tell me what the hell is going on.
Lady, your husband is going to get young and hot and  you're complaining?
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Picard wants whatever Admiral Old Guy injected himself with really bad.
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Wife, your huband be getting fine. AWW RIGHT
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LOL Admiral Old Guy still talks dramatically even though he's younger.
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Herbs and drugs? Sounds legit and not at all suspicious.
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ADMIRAL OLD GUY YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR WIFE CRY AND I WILL PUNCH YOU REALLY HARD
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Admiral Old Guy: I'm fitter than you are, Picard!
Picard: I'm prettier That was uncalled for.
LOL Picard's hurt feelings face.
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Admiral Old Guy has space roid rage or something.
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His wife is such a boss.
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DON'T BREAK UP YOU GUYS D:
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Admiral Old Guy: Make it so.
Data *turns around and looks at Picard*: He said your line.
Picard *grumpy*: I know.
Data *still looking*: You gonna fight?
Picard: No. Make it so.
Data *disappointed*
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OH FUCK, ADMIRAL OLD GUY, YOU CALLED THAT SOB OUT
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Worf and Admiral Old Guy are going to kick Karnas's ASS.
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God I can't wait to see Admiral Old Guy being an action hero.
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Girl talk with Troi and Beverly. Boring
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Oh, poor wife. :(
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Picard and Admiral Old Guy are such bitches to each other. <3
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LOL Picard's mad "How dare you be young in front of me" look.
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You gave 2 tribes on the brink of war weapons and you didn't think a 40 years civil war would happen? Ok, Admiral Old Guy, whatever you say.
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LOL Admiral Old Guy's pouty face.
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Geordi is looking particularly sexy today. Like really sexy. 
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Admiral Old Guy, is that a mullet on your head?
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Data: No, that's not what my tricorder says.
Admiral Old Guy: Your information is incorrect, Commander.
Data: Your face is incorrect!
Admiral Old Guy: WHAT
Data: I SAID IT
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Tasha, dat ass. <3
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Data: Captain, I just want to insist that was right, and Admiral Mullet over there is wrong.
Picard: Whatever.
Data: No, this is important, sir, you don't understand.
Picard *ignores*
Data *holding back tears as everyone walks away and he's left alone*: SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M RIGHT
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Worf and Tasha being bosses.
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Admiral Old Guy: There's no substitute for a little personal reconoiter.
Tasha: I'd love to personally reconoiter you.
Admiral Old Guy *raises eyebrow*: You don't say?
Data *slowly crushing his tricorder into a cube*
Geordi: Data. DATA! Those things aren't toys!
Data: BUT APPARENTLY MY HEART IS
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LOL the guards look like they're ready to play paintball.
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Oh shit, Worf just saved a life.
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DATA ROLLING LIKE A BOSS. FOUR FOR YOU, DATA, YOU GO, DATA! And none for Admiral Mullet
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Fuck you, Picard, Data was trying to be helpful.
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Admiral Old Guy: All I have left to bargain with is myself.
Riker bargains with his body all the time, you can do it, too.
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Karnas and Admiral Old Guy are almost spitting at each other. Anyone else hear the sound of 2 cats hissing?
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Karnas: He has been coached for some...devious reason! I will not be tempted, seducer!
Admiral Old Guy *gives him the finger*: Seduce this
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You asked for the weapons, dickhole.
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And Picard just agreed with me.
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Karnas you are a creeper. Not a sexy one, either.
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LOL Karnas's "HOLY SHIT" eye pop.
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Picard is going to lecture Karnas into letting the hostages go.
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Will one of you punch the other in the face already?
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OH SHIT HE GOT A GUN
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WIFE YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART. STOP CRYING YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO
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Geordi: I guess the Admiral...*puts on visor*...died young.
Crew: YEEAAAH
Data: I do not understand what is humorous about that

Admiral Old Guy and his wife OMG. The cuteness and tragedy, ngl, I teared up a little despite the cheesiness.

Also I sort of want Geordi to end every episode with a bad pun or joke. Or at least make them more often. TROLL 4 LYFE 
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