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Season 1, Episode 12 aka DOUBLE SEXY [Oct. 18th, 2010|02:12 pm]
Call me something. If I like it, I'll keep it.
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LORE. I AM LOOKING AT LORE. AND DATA. OH MY GOD. LOCK UP YOUR BARCLAYS.

Wesley in Data's chair a-gain. I bet Data puts like tacks and stuff on/in his seat for when Wesley inevitably sits in it.
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Riker: Wonder why Data hasn't come up here?
Picard: He said he wanted to be alone.
Riker: Did he use a Greta Garbo voice?
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LOL Data trying to sneeze.
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Wesley, jeez. Use that "genius" you supposedly have.
Wesley: Do you have a cold?
Data: Yeah. I'm also pregnant.
Wesley: OMG REALLY?
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Arriving at his home planet is as interesting as sneezing to Data. Watch him interrupt his creator mid-sentence and be like, "DAD check this out!" *does his fail-sneeze*
Noonien: SON I AM DISAPPOINT
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Tasha: How can you have the memories of 411 people, Data?
Data: Oh, you're talking to me now The same way you can have the cruelty of 411 people.
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Data: I'm quite deficient in some basic human information, such as why Tasha is an ice queen, Wesley's inability to stay the fuck out of my chair, Troi's compulsion to state the obvious, why trolling is funny, and why Riker hits on Wesley Picard denies that he loves Q Be--
Picard: THAT'S ENOUGH
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LOL Picard putting Data in the middle of his fight with Riker.
Picard: I would go with you, but someone likes being a Mother Hen.
Riker: Excuse me for caring following procedure.
Data: That's really not interesting, can I beam to the planet now?
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Tasha smiling at Data in the turbolift and Data just turning his back on her. DAMN, how'd that feel, Tasha?
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Geordi: Everything's dead!
Fucking Lore leaving everyone's oven on.
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Data: They found me lying there. I was just trying to nap, but nooo, I was amazing and unique and they just had to put me on the Enterprise. Thanks, cruiser. THANKS.
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Colonists: Ok, everyone go underground but Data.
Data: FOREVER A--
Colonists *deactivate him*
And that's why Data was lying there.
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Landing party *goes into hidden passage*
Riker: Oh man, can't wait to touch see the colonists!
Lore *sitting there all alone*: ...oh. Uh, hey.
Riker: Wh...where are all the colonists.
Lore: I got hungry.
Riker: Oh, ok--WAIT A MINUTE YOU DON'T GET HUNGRY!
Lore: LOL YEAH
Oh man, I hope that's what happens and Geordi gets to meet a fellow troll.
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Aw, Geordi watching Tasha leave.
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I just feel I should mention that I have been bouncing excitedly in this chair the entire time and will probably scream out loud when Lore appears.
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Data *excited "I'm not forever alone!" face*: Could this be another me?
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Aw, Data so excited about building a friend.
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LOL Data watching everyone trying to reassemble the parts.
Data: JESUS I could do this in like 15 minutes, you don't have to stare at each piece like it's the Holy Grail!
YES THEY DO Data, shut up, that's exactly what you did.
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Argyle: Um, if we need to compare...
Beverly: Uh, we might need to compare how you two are put together.
Data: Uh huh.
Beverly: So...oh fuck it, we just want to see you naked, Data, ngl.
Data: Who doesn't? *pimp swaggers out*
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LOLOL RIKER ILU. Asking the classy questions.
Riker: Does he have all your...parts?
Data: Yes, he has a penis.
Riker and Geordi *giggling behind hands*: He said penis!
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Picard: Just remember that we humans are merely a differeny type of machine.
Data: Right. An inferior type.
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Picard: You certainly operate as well as we do, Data.
Data: I'm better at sex fo sho Do you remember what that is, Captain, I know it's been a long time.
Riker: That's not what Tasha told me.
Rker you're going to get yourself killed.
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Poor Data.
Data: An android alarm clock. (pause) Is that amusing?
Beverly *shakes head no*
Data: Okay...
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Mmm. Two androids. <3
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Riker: It certainly is a good match for Data.
Picard: Do you think so, really?
Riker *startled*
Holy shit, Picard, did you just attempt sarcasm?
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FUCK YEAH LORE! Eyefucking Data, awwright.
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Data doesn't care that his bro's being mean to him, he's just happy to have a friend.
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Picard: Ok, I have to ask you something. You and it are really similar and'll probably be BFFs or whatever. So...
Data: Don't worry, we won't go all beserk and kill all humans unless it was really funny.
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LOL arrogant Lore.
Lore: Finish your own damn Wizard of Oz quotes, Riker.
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Wesley: There are many rules you need to learn. *walks away*
Lore: You are very clever, Wesley. *eyes linger*
Riker. HEY.
Lore *still watching Wesley* SSH.
Riker: ExCUSE me?
Lore: I said SSHut your mouth!
Geordi *stifling laughter*
Riker: I hate this one! We should burn it!
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Lore: I was designed to please humans.
Tasha *suddenly in Lore's lap*: You don't say.
Data *stalks off punching things and leaving huge dents in the walls*: FUCKING LORE STEALING EVERYTHING FROM ME
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Data, don't tell Lore anymore about Wesley. Riker already doesn't like him.
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Lore: You do care about how I perform!
Data: Yeah, in bed. With me.
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LORE YOU ARE SO CUTE
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OH MY GOD LORE. FUCK. STOP BEING ADORABLE.
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The colonists probably weren't jealous of Lore, they were just irritated by his fatal pranks "better than you"-ness.
Colonists: NOONIEN MAKE A NEW ONE THIS ONE'S A BASTARD
Noonien: Fiiiiine. *makes Data*
Colonists: Oh, it looks just like you, how new and original. Oh WAIT, you already did that.
Noonien: Fuck all y'all!
Colonists: Ok.
Also I like to imagine that Lore was disassembled the same way the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail was. Mouthing off to Noonien the whole time.
Noonien *severs another of Lore's limbs with an axe*
Lore *just a torso*: OH NICE, ATTACKING YOUR PERFECT SON WITH AN AXE, LOOK HOW BRAVE YOU ARE. FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD WILL BE ARRIVING ANY DAY NOW FOR YOU.
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Lore: I use contractions, Data.
Data: I could if I wanted to.
Lore: Yeah? Try it.
Data: ...I do not want to.
Lore: That's what I thought.
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Actually that "very old joke" was from a song in Shall We Dance?, a Fred Astaire movie. Lore just got more awesome.
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I guess Lore was invented to make Data feel shitty 24/7.
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Lore: I promise a report of great detail and accuracy.
(Later)
Picard: What's this? A message from Lore? *clicks it*
*giant drawing of a penis fills the screen just as Beverly walks in*
Picard: THE FUCK?
Lore and Geordi *LOL and high-five*
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Great, Lore's gonna be watching porn on Data's computer and filling it with all sorts of viruses.
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LOL suspicious Riker.
Riker: Captain. I don't think there was any crystal thing. I think Lore did it.
Geordi: Say, where's Wesley?
Picard: Who cares.
Riker *painfully holding back tears*: Making his own choices.
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Tasha: Data, are you expecting Lore to come up here?
Data: Why, so you can do him?
Tasha: No, so I can do him again.
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LOL everyone turning to stare at Picard. No pressure or anything when you answer, dude.
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Oh God Lore's putting a date rape drug in Data's drink. DATA...actually, no, I'm fine with this.
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Oh, poor betrayed Data. "Y U DO DIS BRO?"
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Lore why do you care about the gratitude of that crystal thing? Seriously?
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Worf and Riker teaming up and comparing their suspicions of Lore.
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LOL black crew member's face as Wesley struts walks to the turbolift. "Riker, you have good taste."
Riker: DON'T YOU LOOK AT HIM
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Oh for fuck's sakes, Riker, you sent the most gullible fucking crew member to Lore. "Ok, you did his facial twitch but you aren't using contractions, so you're definitely not Lore."
Lore: Yep. So what you doin' later, Wes?
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Lore apparently lasering away his facial twitch. I liked it. :(
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Picard: Transmit friendly greetings, all languages and all frequencies. NO images of naked people this time. RIKER.
Riker: It worked, didn't it?
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A brief pause here to speculate whether sneezing, Wesley, or Barclay will save the day this episode. My money's on the obvious choice, Wesley, but...
Barclay: Sir, Data hasn't bothered me at all today and I miss him I'm concerned.
Picard: LORE MUST BE IMPERSONATING DATA
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Lore *staring at crystal*: Beautiful, isn't it?
Wesley: You used a contraction! Why weren't you looking at me when you said that?
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The crystal looks like a giant snowflake/piece of coral.
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Suspicious Wesley to the rescue! Also Lore trying to get him alone. Uh oh.
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LOLOL Riker's "YOU GO WITH HIM RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN" finger point at Wesley.
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Riker's tagging along because Lore+Wesley alone=Riker's nightmare.
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Was Lore just handfucking Data? Awwright. <3
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Lore: And you want to be as stupid as them, dear brother?
*kicks Data in the head twice and I almost put my foot through the TV in rage*
Lore: WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE AS STUPID AS ME?
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LOL Picard ranting at Wesley and almost firing him.
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Uh oh, suspicions are spreading. Watch yourself, Lore.
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LOL FOREVER
Picard: "Shut up, Wesley".

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Beverly, you poser, it was funnier when Picard did it.
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Lore *smacks phaser out of Worf's hand*: Let's see your warrior fierceness.
Worf *takes out rape whistle and frantically blows it as Lore approaches*
Oh my God that part was so hot.
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Oh the HEARTACHE.
Data: You make me wish I was an only child.
Lore: 
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AWRIGHT SHOWDOWN. They should settle it by wrestling naked, y/y?
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Beverly is sick of men being attracted to her son. "WHY DON'T THEY EVER NOTICE ME?"
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DATA AND LORE ARE FIGHTING OVER WESLEY. THIS IS ONE OF HIS FANTASIES COME TRUE ONLY IT SHOULD BE RIKER AND LORE AND THERE SHOULD BE LESS CLOTHES.
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Lore GOD you are so sexy. DAT EVIL. 
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LOL Beverly beating Riker to Wesley for a hug. Picard is just raging. If he had to admite Wesley was right the Enterprise'll need to find a new Captain.
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I still don't understand why Lore gives a fuck about killing everyone. Whatevs.
 
BASICALLY THIS EPISODE PUT A DOUBLE RAINBOW IN MY PANTS.
NO TROI = ANOTHER AWESOME EPISODE

LORE OMG YOU BETTER BE BACK. LORE JUST DID IT FOR THE LULZ, YOU GUYS.

THIS EPISODE. THIS. EPISODE.

Also I had a filthy dream about Lore/Barclay thanks to this episode.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: nilamarthiel
2010-10-18 10:13 pm (UTC)
asdfjkl; I love these ♥ and it is so nice to see another Data/Lore shipper you don't even know

Lore apparently lasering away his facial twitch. I liked it. :(
I did too, bb. :(

I still don't understand why Lore gives a fuck about killing everyone. Whatevs.
I have a vague theory about this here, actually, especially if you add in the "FOREVER ALONE" factor.
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[User Picture]From: j_l_bate
2010-10-18 10:17 pm (UTC)
Data/Lore is awesome. Twins are hoooot. <3

That kind of makes sense. TNG never explains it in later episodes? If not, fine, Evil Lore is fiiiine.
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[User Picture]From: fadsforwhatever
2010-10-19 02:58 am (UTC)
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOUUUUU
OMG ALL THE RIKER AND LORE AND WESLEY STUFF
I DIIIIIEEED

YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND YOUR BRAIN IS A PLACE I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE
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From: boneslady87
2010-10-19 03:49 am (UTC)
Hi! Thanks for adding me :)

Your posts constantly have me hyperventilating. I need more awesome people like you in my life!

Lore is such a BAMF!
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[User Picture]From: j_l_bate
2010-10-19 06:16 pm (UTC)
XD I'm glad you like them! I only recently got into TNG fandom because of Data and Barclay, and now I'm hoping to see all of the show. But I also wondered if anyone else was seeing what I seeing/having the same thoughts so I started taking notes. :3

LORE IS SO AWESOME <3
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[User Picture]From: new_evolution
2010-10-19 10:07 pm (UTC)
NGL, the first time I saw this episode it disappointed the hell out of me because I was all OMG IT'S A DATA EPISODE and then OH HEY, THIS DIALOGUE IS REALLY BAD. But that's season 1 for you, and now I have a much greater appreciation for Data/Lore and I want to watch it again.
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[User Picture]From: j_l_bate
2010-10-19 10:16 pm (UTC)
IDK, the bad dialogue made it like a porno. Sort of. In my head.
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