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Season 1, Episode 11 [Oct. 15th, 2010|11:54 am]
Call me something. If I like it, I'll keep it.
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OH MY GOD THE PREVIEW HAS DATA IN A GANGSTER SUIT
  
"THE BIG GOODBYE" YEAH RIGHT MORE LIKE "HELLO GANSTA" <3 I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO FLIP OUT LIKE ALL THROUGH THIS EPISODE

Ew, an insect race? Worf, step on all of them.
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LOL Picard
"I spell knife with an n. Then again I never could spell."
That's just how they wrote back in the Dark Ages.
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1940, huh? Picard must want to relive his teenage years.
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So Picard reads obscure detective stories as well as Shakespeare. BORING
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I like how Picard separates games from recreation so you know recreation is sex ain't for kids except Wesley.
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Nice legs, but awful face.
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LOL Picard calling a meeting just to squee.
Picard: THERE WERE AUTOMOBILES AND THEY MOVED
Worf: Auto-mo-what?
Picard: Worf, how the hell did you get in here?
I guess Picard was so excited he forgot to exclude Worf from the meeting.
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Data: Cars were often used in teenage mating rituals.
Wesley: Hey, I'm a teen! :D
Geordi: One day you will be a MAN. And I will be on that.
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Wow, Picard invited like the entire ship so they could listen to him babble.
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LOL Riker's face when he sees Beverly wiping Picard's mouth. "I see what you're doin' there, Crusher."
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Picard: Why not come with me?
Beverly: I'd like that.
Picard: Good, meet you at the holodeck.
Beverly: Oh, you were talking about...not what I thought, nevermind.
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LOL disappointed Beverly. "When am I ever going to do it?"
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LOLOL Riker sitting up all slow and intrigued.
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Oh Data, putting pressure on Picard.
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Data: We should re-run the tape of the last Captain messing up.
Picard: No, don't, I think I've got it.
Data *looks at Geordi to see if he's trolling correctly*
Geordi *subtle thumbs up*
Data: I really think we should, sir.
Picard: I really think this meeting's over.
OH GEORDI. Training Data in the ways of the troll.
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Geordi: Dixon Hill was like a 20th century Sherlock Holmes.
Data: But...but the Captain knows nothing of Holmes. I should be Dixon Hill!
Geordi: That's right, you should!
Data *takes off running for the holodeck*: CAPTAIN NO IT IS MY RIGHT I WAS BORN TO BE HOLMES
Geordi: Oh the lulz are going to be amazing.
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LOLOL GEORDI
Geordi: Indubitably. How does it feel to have it turned against you, Brent Say that a lot around Riker, he'll love it.
Data: Indubitably.
Geordi: Good.
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Data researching Dixon Hill just because Holmes was mentioned. That fondness could probably be exploited.
Riker: Hey Data, know what's a lot like Holmes?
Data (all innocent): What?
Riker: 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It's a, uh...video.
Data: I shall investigate it immediately.
Wesley: I'll join you, Data! It sounds hot interesting!
Riker *silent tears as he thinks of the horror he's brought upon Wesley*
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DATA DAMN GQMF'D UP AND OUTCLASSED EVERYONE AS USUAL
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Picard's "Beverly isn't going to even look at me thanks to DATA" expression.
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For some reason I hope Data tries to grapple/wrestle with a car.
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Data: You pronounced it wrong.
Picard is already regretting letting Data come along.
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Newspaper Seller: Ah, you don't know nothin'! You're nuts!
Data: And bolts I know I'm right, ok, so just back off.
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Picard (about Data): He's from...South America.
(REALLY, Picard? That's what you come up with?)
Newspaper Seller (all snotty): Yeah, he's got a nice tan.
Data: Sir, permission to cut a bitch.
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LOL big tough cop guy swaggering up like he's hot shit and then freaking out as soon as he sees Data.
Tough Cop: THAT FUCK IS THAT
Data *"Bitch, keep walkin'" look*
Tough Cop: SOMEONE GET A STICK AND POKE IT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS, I DON'T WANT TO GO NEAR IT
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Everyone's excited about going downtown except Data.
"We haven't even stabbed anyone yet!"
Picard: Data, sssssh!
Tough Cop (to Data): LIKE STABBIN', DO YA?
Data: Actually I prefer cats.
Tough Cop: 
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Sir? That insect sounds like an Asian lady.
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Uh oh, is the holodeck malfunctioning?
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LOL BEVERLY'S GRACELESS TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. I sympathize, girl.
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DATA LOOK AT HOW GANGSTER YOU'RE TRYING TO BE I LOVE IT
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LOL excited Beverly. "I wanna be interrogated!"
Data: I was here first!"
Beverly: NO ONE EVEN LIKES YOU
*big scuffle between Historian, Beverly and Data with shouts of "I WANT TO BE INTERROGATED!" "NO, INTERROGATE ME!" "IT'S CALLED BEING GRILLED, SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT FOR THE TIME PERIOD WE'RE IN!"*
Holo-cops: ...maybe we'll just...walk over here now. Where the crazies aren't.
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Geordi: I think the holodeck's broken, sir. I can't contact the Captain or open the doors.
Riker: This better not be one of your "troller" things.
Geordi (hurt): Sir! I wouldn't make this up!
*Holo doors open and Data walks out*
Data: Oh hi Geor--
Geordi *covering his badge with his hand and hissing*: DATA GET BACK IN THERE
Data: YOU'RE NOT MY INVENTOR WHO YELLS AT THEIR FRIENDS YOU MONSTER *stomps back inside*
Geordi: So yeah, sir, it's totally broke.
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Oh God they put Worf and Wesley together.
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Riker: Tasha, take over.
YEAH, TOTALLY BFFS.
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Wesley: Commander, I've read all the technical manuals on holodecks. Please take me with you, Worf is scaring me.
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Someone needs to put a camera in that turbolift. If there's a suggestion box on the Enterprise, that would be my submission.
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Picard being as British as possible. Way to fit in.
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Clueless Beverly is adorable. Look out for Lurkaholic Cop, though.
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SHE JUST SWALLOWED THE GUM OMG
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Geordi's been busy pulling out wires and hitting the control panel with a wrench so the holodeck's actually broken.
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Geordi: Slow down, Wes, you could miss an anomaly. But speed up that aging, ok?
Riker *suspicious stare at Geordi*
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LOLOL PICARD'S OLD MAN WHEEZE AFTER LIGHTING A CIGARETTER
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Data sexing himself up in a mirror and making a fighting pose in the background. <3
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I hope Interrupting Data comes along and ruins the Picard/Beverly moment.
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Picard and Beverly TOTALLY ready to do it on Picard's desk and then Tweedledee and TweedleData pipe up.
Historian: I wanna see!
Data: Yeah, me too!
Beverly *"I WILL NEVER GET LAID" eyeroll*
Double cockblock. Ouch, Bev.
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Data: This is so exciting! Why are we all putting our hands up?
Felix Leech: Because if you don't, I'll do this! *fires gun at Data*
*bullet bounces off*
Felix: FFFFUUUU-- IT'S NOT HUMAN
Data: YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN, DICKHEAD *breaks gun in two and throws pieces at Felix's face*
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Tasha: Riker? Is Geordi still there?
Geordi: Yeah, I'm here.
Tasha: Wanna know what I'm wearing right now?
Geordi: ...your uniform?
Tasha: I was.
Worf *awkwardly staring at his monitor and thinking*: Don't look, just DON'T EVEN LOOK. Focus on Tetris, you can do it.
Geordi: Well, what aren't you wearing?
Riker *"I like where this is going" face*
Wesley *awkward/uncomfortable shifting*: Maybe I should go.
Riker: Nonsesn! This is part of your education.
Wesley: I don't like this education.
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LOL everyone's smiling at Felix even though he has a gun.
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On no, cute Historian's shot! D:
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Felix: You struck me! How dare you!
Data *marching towards him*: Sucka wait 'til I hit you!
Felix *runs for his life*
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DATA UNF
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Aww, Data interacting with the lamp. ADORABLE
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Data ready to erupt into an ass kicking machine in the background.
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Felix *pistol whips Picard*
Data *lunges*
Picard: DATA NO
Data *rips Felix's arm completely off*
Redblock: HE'S NOT HUMAN!
Data *blood all over his suit and clutching the arm*: Good observation, Troi I'M SO MISUNDERSTOOD
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OMG DATA'S INTENSE MURDERGAZE. SO HOT
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Everyone admiring Data.
Data: TWO STEPS BACK, PLEASE.
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Felix (to Picard): You're a private dick!
Picard: You're a public dick!
*slapfight*
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Data: No, guys, Picard here is just a cheap imitation of Dixon Hill, a knock-off, if you will.
Picard: And there goes my self-esteem.
Data: Go cry to Beverly.
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Data: Sorry, sir. That did not come out the way I intended.
Yes it did. You sly, Data.
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LOL Beverly's "Day-ta..."
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Felix: You're making me crazy.
Dude you were already crazy.
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Felix: Let me kill them all, one by one.
Data: Start with me. Let's go, Leech.
Felix: N...I'd rather start with the woman.
Data: Well she don't wanna start with you, so 
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Felix STFU
Felix: KILL THEM KILL KILL KILL
Data: Shut UP! *grabs Felix's gun, chews it, spits out the pieces*
Gangsters: BRB, buying clean underwear.
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I think the Lieutenant is in love with Dixon Hill or something. Poor baby.
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OH MY GOD, HISTORIAN, LOOK AT THAT HAIRY CHEST <3
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Wesley: So what I did--
Riker: I don't care, just DO it!
Wesley *trying not to cry*: DO IT YOURSELF YOU NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING
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SUDDENLY, BLIZZARD
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Data (to Redblock): Dude, you can't go through, it's not possible.
Redblock: One look at you makes me think anything is possible.
Data *"The FUCK you say?" look*
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Redblock having his back to Data maybe not the smartest idea.
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DATA DISARMING THAT GUY AND THEN PROBABLY KILLING HIM WITH A PUNCH <3
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LOL Data's victory twitch.
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Picard: I wish I could take you with me.
Dixon/Lieutenant = Dixon Hill series's OTP YOU KNOW IT
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This goodbye scene is so romantic and upsetting. KISS HIM ALREADY YOU CAN HEAR HIS HEART BREAKING
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Picard apparently like Dixon Hill because the relationship between Dixon and this Lieutenant rivals Romero and Juliet in its angst and unattainability.
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Now you remember you have a wife and kids.
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GIVE HIM A FUCKING HUG, PICARD, YOU ICE QUEEN
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LOL PICARD RECITING. Sounds like he's gargling.
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Insect: You have amused honored us. A new day dawns between us.
Everyone: WOOO! *applause*
Insect: APPLAUSE DISHONORABLE NOW IT BECOME ATOMIC DAWN
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DATA YOU SHARP-LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER
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Don't be mad that Data's entertaining and you aren't, Picard.

SO THAT DATA, HUH

Wesley being competent is so weird.

DATA YOU'RE JUST...<3
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[User Picture]From: new_evolution
2010-10-16 07:32 am (UTC)
I wanted to bone Data in this episode so much. I mean, I want that always, but I wanted it even more here.

I seriously cannot wait for your write-up of the next episode. Because it is DATALORE. And it is RIDICULOUS.
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[User Picture]From: j_l_bate
2010-10-18 07:30 pm (UTC)
I almost didn't watch any TNG this weekend b/c I was cleaning in the house and sick and drawing ridiculous things but then I saw your comment and was like DATALORE GOTTA GET ON THAT.
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